Love, I guess.

Everyone’s version of love is different, and I think because my parents relationship was really bad it really gave me a distorted view on love. Here is what I can say about it.

#1.) I remember the first time I fell in love. The guy had murder stories taped to his fridge, and we fucked to American Psycho. HAHAHA. He used to have random nose-bleeds, and liked eating quesadillas. I thought he was the greatest thing ever for a while until I outgrew him. He never wanted to get married, and he hated kids. At this point in time I thought he was a weirdo, and personally wanted to eventually get married and possibly have kids.

#2.) I remember the first guy who told me I was beautiful & truly meant it. We were laying in his bed, I remember looking over and seeing all the prescription pills he was taking.

#3.) My high school boyfriend had the best lips ever, no guy since then has had lips like those. But he is married now, and a plumber, and looks like the next door neighbor on Home Improvement…I think I outgrew that too. 🙂

#4.) The guy I lost my virginity to, could tell my hair smelled like vanilla, I thought it was romantic.

#5.) My first kiss overdosed on drugs.

#6.) My first boyfriend died, i think he committed suicide.

#7.) I dont like men who won’t fight with me LOLLOL. They annoy me.

#8.) I won’t date a guy who isn’t financially stable.

#9.) I won’t date a guy who is insecure.

#10.) I am no longer dating any guy who doesnt see how great I am, or is so insecure of losing me he says stupid shit to me to make me feel insecure so I won’t leave him.


11 in the dark thoughts.

#1. I think kissing can be a lot more intimate than sex.

#2. Unforgettable by Nat King Cole is one of my favorite songs.

#3. I really dig astrology, because it is very accurate at explaining my bizarre personality.

#4. I am a very guarded person, and trust hardly anyone.

#5. I have dealt with many emotionally abusive guys that tried to tear me down and make me believe I am so much less than what I really am. They can all go fuck themselves. They had issues with themselves.

#6. I have a bit of a grudge towards cops because two guys I cannot stand from my teenage years became cops.

#7. I have never done a single hard drug.

#8. I didn’t start having sex until I was 19. I wish I would have lost it to my high school boyfriend because it would have hurt much less.

#9. I have 5 tattoos.

#10. When I was sixth grade I convinced my best friend that I was a witch and that I had magical powers. She believed me.

#11. I fucking hate it when people see me cry.

#12. I am terrified of losing my youth.

#13. I think marriage is pointless, however, I can be very monogamous.

#14. I am very driven and get very pissed when people get in my way.

#15. I like watching random documentaries.

#16. Lucille Ball is one of my hero’s because she was stubborn and did everything she wanted to do HER way and succeeded.

#17. People talked to each other when flip phones ruled the world.

#18. I figure out Cosmo was a joke when I was like 20.

#19. I am not a writer, but I am a character.

#20. Dating apps are lame. I like it when a guy asks me out because he knows me.

8 Things I Hate

#1. When people take too fucking long in the self check out.

#2. When you have park a mile away because there is no street parking.

#3. When people bitch for no reason like I am doing now.

#4. When people call you to tell you something that could have easily been texted or messaged on Facebook.

#5. When guys try and insult their way into your pants…it doesnt work dumb fucks.

#6. The fact that my generation removed romance out of sex and made it all about fucking to stop them from having emotions.

#7.Guys that think cute girls have it easier than them.

#8. When companies blow up my email with 20 billion ads a day.

Leave me some of your complaints below!




I’m not a regular chick.

Imma cool chick and you’ve totally heard that before. I am so uncreative, I had to jack a line from Mean Girls.

Anyways, I am kinda weird. I am not very emotional, I don’t get along with a lot of women, and I fucking cannot stand Pinterest!

I dont hate women. I do have female friends, but I tend to bond better with men, because I feel more comfortable with them. I tend to sensor myself with women so I get bored around them. I have that sense of humor that some women are intimidated by.

I hate Pinterest why do girls like this garbage??? Like stop pinning about getting fit and just go run! I also do not bake, I don’t even turn on the oven if its not microwavable its not getting cooked.

Thats my blurb about that.

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