Random Tuesday Thoughts

If I could play any celebrity in words with friends it would be Nicki Minaj.

I love Costco, but I hate waiting.

I love water, but I hate peeing.

I love carrot juice, but I fear turning into a carrot.

I hate soda.

Smoking can look glamorous but it isn’t worth premature aging.

Vanity is my favorite sin.

I also like gluttony, lust, pride, sloth, envy and wrath.

I am spiritual but not very religious.

I don’t mind religious people though, but I don’t mind atheists either.

I don’t see black or white, and grey is boring so I don’t see that either.

I like makeup, but my hair is always a hot mess.

I find it ironic we always sell sex, but never focus on monogamy.

Daughters and sons should be treated equally.

A lot of feminists annoy me. They overthink stuff and try to argue.

We are all sinners, even saints.

I cannot use commas properly.

My grammar sucks.

Math has always been my worst subject.

I have a creative mind, and I don’t get along with math.

I am an air head, a ding bat, but I’m brilliant in my own way.

I am vulnerable, and it makes me appealing.

I am attracted to broken, insecure men.

Most people stop chasing their dreams because some bitter person failed at theirs and told them they’d never make it. Let the bitter be bitter.

xoxoxoxoxoxo

Jaclyn

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What I learned in 27 Years

This is inspired by Jenna Marbles latest video.

What have I learned in 27 years?

#1. Not everyone dies old. We grow up thinking we are invincible until we are old, and wrinkly, but that isn’t the case. There were kids I went to elementary school with that are no longer with us, and we are still in our 20’s.

#2. Those that get straight A’s in school may also be great at failing in life.

#3. Successful people may not necessarily be the most intelligent, but they are the most hard working, and aren’t afraid of making mistakes.

#4. The pretty, mean girls in high school grow up and get fat.

#5. Men really aren’t shallow.

#6. If you date the same type of person over and over again…you shouldn’t bitch when it doesnt work out.

#7.Trophy wives exist, but they get kicked to the curb when the guy finds a younger, hotter girl that just wants to have fun.

#8. Women cheat too.

#9. Most of the stuff your parents tell you as a kid turns out to be right.

#10. People bullshit…alot.

#11. People are full of excuses.

#12. You need more than money to be rich.

#13. Dogs have better morals than humans.