Snarky Sex

My snarky thoughts on sex.

#1. Casual sex means just that. It’s casual like we are going to get naked and work out, and thats it. There’s no thoughts or emotions that go into it. It’s just sex. So, with that being said…you don’t get to be snuggled afterwards. Cuddling is for people you actually like..why don’t some men comprehend this?

#2. Some guys are completely baffled by #1. One afternoon I went over a guys house had sex with him & then was like see ya! And he looked at me like I was a maniac. I am not a maniac, I can just make sex emotionless. Emotional sex is for guys I care about.

#3. I hate it when guys try to have full blown out conversations with me while we are doing it. It’s like shut the fuck up!

#4. If we have sex and I ignore your text messages afterwards..it’s because I don’t want to hang out with you again…remember actions speak louder than words.#5.

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Different Types of Idiots You WILL Come Across In Your Lifetime

Happy Tuesday Folks :D.

Today, I am going to be writing about idiots, because they are an awesome subject for blog writing. If you can’t beat em then write about em.

#1. The Know It All Idiot- This type of idiot is convinced they are an expert in every fucking aspect of life. You name the subject, and they have all of the information.

#2. The Idiot That Does Not Know How to Google Shit- If you have a question, or need to figure out how to do something, you need to Google it, that bitch knows everything, and her side kick YouTube will show you everything! There are STILL some idiots that act helpless, and cannot seem to grasp the idea of figuring out stuff for yourself. 

#3. The Idiot That Likes To Call Other People Dumb- These are my favorite kinds of idiots, because they are the most harmless.

#4. The Lazy Idiot- I fucking hate these folks, because they are already dumb, they shouldn’t have the option of being lazy too!

#5. Pretty Idiots- Wake up and smell the coffee sunshine, because your looks come with an expiration date. 

I know there is more, but you know I didn’t want you reading my blog post until you’re old and gray 🙂

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