I’m not a regular chick.

Imma cool chick and you’ve totally heard that before. I am so uncreative, I had to jack a line from Mean Girls.

Anyways, I am kinda weird. I am not very emotional, I don’t get along with a lot of women, and I fucking cannot stand Pinterest!

I dont hate women. I do have female friends, but I tend to bond better with men, because I feel more comfortable with them. I tend to sensor myself with women so I get bored around them. I have that sense of humor that some women are intimidated by.

I hate Pinterest why do girls like this garbage??? Like stop pinning about getting fit and just go run! I also do not bake, I don’t even turn on the oven if its not microwavable its not getting cooked.

Thats my blurb about that.

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You Wanna Pin Shit & Plan a Party, You Have ZERO Interest in a Marriage!

I think marriage is a huge stepping stone in everyone’s life, because you are potentially committing to one person until the grim reaper decides to take one of you. You are vowing to love one another through thick, and thin, and when times get financially tough. The world is not all sunshine, and rainbows, and neither is any relationship. Marriage is a commitment. Marriage is tough. Marriage is chaotic. Marriage is saying I am going to support this person, and accept their negative qualities FOREVER! Marriage is not a fucking wedding! I think so many people these days want to get married to have a damn wedding, and pin shit on Pinterest. Then the honeymoon ends, and they’re like “what do we do now?” I am bored, or they realize they settled for their spouse because of the pressure from social media and the desire to have an expensive party. I will never settle with marriage, sorry not sorry, but I think settling is the easy way out, and I’m a difficult pain in the ass. I would be so miserable ending up with someone I am not crazy about, because of a stupid desire to plan a party. When it comes to tying the knot, I am going to tie it with the right fucking dude who meets all of my standards. I will walk down the aisle with my best-friend, and not some guy in a tux that was willing to buy me a ring, because I know better than that!