Just Comedy Stand Up Show.

Good Morning,

If you live in the Los Angeles area, and enjoy watching stand up comedy, you have to attend this show I am co-producing! It will take place on Feb 12th at 7pm, at Two Roads Theater in Studio City, doors will open at 6:30pm! NO DRINK MIN! Refreshments will be for sale! $12 tickets! Here is the link buy them now!!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/just-comedy-stand-up-show-tickets-30746005129

Ryan Stout will be headlining. He is incredible. You have seen him on Chelsea Lately, Comedy Central, and TruTv’s Fameless.

#NoHardFeelings Comedy Show W/ Headliner Adam Hunter & Hosted by Sally Mullins

Good Evening World,

If you live in the Los Angeles area, come on down to World Comedy Studios on November 19th at 8:00pm for a fantastic comedy show! It will be hosted by Sally Mullins, she has toured all over Europe with the military, is a regular guest on Vivid Radio, and has her own internet show called Hello Cougar which airs every Saturday night at midnight on http://www.dromebox.com She is FANTASTIC! Adam Hunter will be headlining he has been on Last Comic Standing, Chelsea Lately, The Late Late Show, in addition to having his own podcast. He is frequently on tour, so come on out and see him before he leaves again! Tickets are $5.00! But there is a twist! If you are outta town you can stream it online for $5! Here is a link! www.worldcomedy.club/live-events

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FREE Los Angeles Comedy

Hello- Los Angeles peeps & people from out of town! I run a local Los Angeles comedy show, at a really cool bar..called Club Privacy. It is quite close to Universal Studios. It is totally free, there is no drink minimum and there is free parking. This week we have Jerry Rocha headlining, he has been on Conan and Last Comic Standing. The show starts at 9:00pm. Here is a link to Jerry’s set on Conan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scqYWrcwp_s

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Oh…go Fuck yourself.

-Shit that irks me in comedy.

-I think people are overly sensitive, like seriously, I was raised by two New Yorker’s..I don’t give a fuck about your feelings. I just want you to listen and understand my point my view. You don’t have to necessarily agree with me, but hear me out. I’m a clever asshole.

-I think some people fear a female asshole. Like they want a woman to go on stage and just self depreicate  or be overly sexual. I love dirty jokes, but I like to be filthy in a squeaky clean way. I like mind fucking people. It’s fun. It’s a drug. It’s power.

-I can come across as self-entitled, but I’m not. I am just an asshole. I’m a special kind of an asshole though, I like to blast the music in my car so I don’t have to hear any sirens.

-I am fairly clean on stage with the exception of utilizing the words fuck and twat. Why? because I feel like it. That’s me BUT BUT I love a good dirty comic, just be dirty with a point not for shock value.

-When people tell me I will get ahead because I’m a woman. Yeah, whatever bro. I will get ahead because I am fucking talented and hard working.girlnextdoor

New Photo on my Facebook: By Kevin Mcyntire

Have you listened to my podcast yet? Please do so. It’s free.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

100% REAL Juice, Not from concentrate

Some people perceive me as a self entitled snob. They are very wrong. I’m just an asshole.

I’m real though.

I’m an ADHD scatter-brained space cadette who’s actually fairly bright & quite endearing.

I can’t help it. I can’t hide it. When I do I become unlikable.

I just finished my first year doing comedy…so far I tried out two characters & they both failed. One was an airhead and the other was a narcissistic bitch. They both failed terribly. First of all, I am not dumb and when the audience caught on to this they stopped laughing. I also couldn’t continue to write from an airhead’s perspective, because although I am a total space cadette, I am still intelligent.

Guess what I do now? I GO ON STAGE AS MY FUCKING SELF!!!!! Sometimes I do well, and sometimes I tank. I just cant be anyone other my adorable, charming self. My jokes hit better coming from Jaclyn, and only Jaclyn. I write a lot of dark material. I turned Barbie into a serial killer and have insinuated killing my boyfriends, and they got laughs…because it was me who felt that frustration it was me who delivered those jokes not some fake ass character. FUCK THAT!

This is comedy from my perspective.

#1. The more successful comics tend to be the nicer of the bunch.

#2. The whiny comics are usually the least talented.

#3. Comedy is still mostly men and at my level they ALL talk about the same shit.

#4. I like being on line ups with newer and more seasoned comics. I don’t feel as intimidated and I can still learn.

#5. I love writing. It is my obsession. It’s all I think about.

Here is some stuff I am working on………………

Smart Porn, Jobs I could never ever do, The fact that most women avoid red flags but i create them, Twisted Snow White.

 

 

#NoHardFeelings Podcast

Ladies & Gents,

I have been working on a podcast w/ my fellow Comic Robby Carylsle! Please listen when you have a chance & support #NoHardFeelings!