Some Guys Come with Warning Labels…and Some Women Still Date Them!

Okay..so this goes out to the ladies that like to whine about the dude their dating to all their girlfriends, the one that has a gigantic WARNING! sign posted on his chest. We do not want to hear you bicker about your relationship issues, because you avoided the warning sign, and now your fucked! 

Some guys are assholes, and some assholes love to concoct awesome excuses for their terrible behavior. They blame their cheating on how horrible their girlfriend was, or say they were not in a serious relationship anyway. Many times these guys happen to appear perfect on paper. They’re intelligent, outgoing, educated and have a good job, but beneath the handsome smile lies an empty core. They will never change EVER. You got that? You will never alter his personality, or make him fall madly in love with you, because the truth is he is already in love with himself, and his dick. He does not have enough time for you! So, unless you want to compete with him and his dick, I suggest you find a different guy, and quit babbling on and on about Mr. that came with a Warning sign!! I have come up with some warning signs…

He takes FOREVER to text you back all the time. Now we ALL get busy, I get that, but if the dude always takes forever (I mean like 3 hrs or more) to respond to a simple text…run. 

He comes across as selfish…..even in the beginning you dont have a say in anything! Its all about him, him, him…RUN

He doesnt care about you sexually…he doesnt even ask what you want, because hes too concerned with his dick…..RUN RUN

All he talks about is sex…RUN

He doesnt want you on his social media sites BIG radar sign….chances are he has a gf 🙂

What are your warning signs????

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I Never Liked You WHY Should I Talk To You Now??

Ahem. I am feeling sassy maybe because we are about to start a three day weekend. Who is going swimming? Anyways, I thought of some other pet peeves that drive me crazy. Take notes bitches.

 

1. You sat next to some chick in college for two classes, she annoyed you, but you said hi to her every now and then. You happen to run into her at Target, and she is like “OH MY GOD hiiiiii”, bitch I said Hi to you a few times to be nice. We are not friends…go buy your toothpaste and get out of my face!

2. When people change the tone of their voices to make it much higher. As Holden Caufield would say “you sound like a phony”

3. When guys say “I am a whore when I am single, but behave when I am in a relationship”, who do you think your fooling? Your a whore 365 days a year, no matter your relationship status!

4. When broke people try to justify their stupid unnecessary purchases. You wanted your nails done, you didnt need them done for a job interview. Dont lie fool.