OMG Shitty Friends

Shitty friends suck, but what is even worse is when YOU keep them around, because believe it or not, you have the power to kick them to the curb. I recommend you do this. What makes a shitty friend?

#1. If he/she blows up your phone on a regular basis to discuss their issues all day long; I guarantee it they’re a shitty friend.

#2. They can’t agree to disagree. They will continue to argue with you over incredibly dumb topics, and most of the time they don’t even have valid information to support their opinions. For the record, an opinion is an opinion if it were a fact it would be called a fact.

#3. They don’t support you. Enough said.

#4. They’re jealous of you. You find a good guy, and they’ll find everything wrong with him, because they’re lonely and single, and will be for the rest of their lives.

#5.They critique most of the stuff you do even when you don’t ask.

#6. When its your turn to vent, they respond with shit like “I’m being positive today”.

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Keep It Classy When You Tell Someone To Shut The F*** Up!

Happy New Years Everyone :). This is officially my first post for 2015, and I am going to make it an okay one, because my second post will contain something quite funny, and entertaining. Anyways, sometimes telling someone to shut the fuck off is rather rude, and just might make you appear classless and mean, and we wouldn’t want that now do we? I have come up with a few different ways to inform someone that they need to pipe the fuck down without saying the word fuck. If you have any please feel free to leave some comments below :).


1. If someone is talking to you and what they’re saying is driving you insane simply ignore them. This works well if that person is trying to bring you down, or is having a blast amusing themselves by attempting to make you feel inferior to them. You don’t have time to deal with people’s insecurities, nor do you have time to fight with them about what they’re doing simply ignore it.

2. Walk away.Yes, get up and walk away from the situation. It will probably leave the person dumbfounded and baffled, but who cares. Just put one foot in front of the other and soon you will be walking out of the door 🙂

3. Say something witty but do it with a smile. When people try to attack you, or enjoy picking on you to get a reaction, they are trying to make you blow up in their faces, and usually this is so they can play the victim card, and if you do go all Hulk on their asses you will pay a price. So smile like a step-ford wife and say something witty.

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