Defending Brandy Melville

If you do not know what or who the fuck Brandy Melville is allow me to explain: it is a hipster type of shop that caters to skinny chicks. It has this one size fits all model, and that is pretty much a 0-2. They have some flowey tops girls larger than that size could fit into, but it is a store designed to attract thinner women. I think some people believe this is discrimination, and makes teenage girls who are not that slim feel badly about themselves, and I think people like usual need to get the fuck over it. 

First of all, their clothing is nothing spectacular, you can easily find the same damn shirt in a Forever 21, or H & M. I am not offended or scorned because I cannot fit my big ass inside some Brandy Melville jeans. It is a brand and it has built its fan base off catering to skinny people; the same way Gucci has built its brand catering to wealthier people. There are plenty of other stores that girls can shop at that are not a size 0, or 2. 

I read an article in which the writer bashed their models, and that writer needs a new set of eyes, because ALL models in ads with the exception of lingerie (and those that are selling sex), are super thin, tall and gaunt. They rarely have large chests, because their job is to sell clothing NOT sex. You can read the article here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lani-renaldo/brandy-melville-clothes_b_4994923.html

In the end, if you are not a size 0, or 2 which is like the majority of American women then do not shop at Brandy Melville. 

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MAKEUP BULLSHIT VLOG!

Hey Peeps! I am learning how to make vlogs on Imovie! This is my first one about some cheap ass awesome makeup products!!

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A Girls Guide To Guys On Getting Laid

I think MOST  straight men would agree that sometimes they have difficulties with the opposite sex, that is getting the opposite sex to have sex with them. Wow so many sexes in one terrible sentence. Below are some tips on how to get “laid”.

1. I do not care about what Hollywood tries to shove down our throats, there is a league zone and people typically date & fuck those that are within their attractiveness range. You will rarely see a 5 with a 10, it just doesnt work that way, we are genetically designed to mate with the best looking person we can find. With that being said, I am sure you know where you stand as far as attractiveness goes, go for a girl you think is within the same level as yourself. 

2. Read her body language. If you are on a date with a girl and shes playing with her hair or sitting with her legs uncrossed, chances are she has thought about having sex with you. 

3. Its all in the text messages, if she frequently texts with one word responses like LOL, haha, omg, whatever, you get the idea chances are she has zero interest in sleeping with you.

4. She talks about sex with you, opening up about sex is a touchy subject for most females, we usually do not discuss sex with guys unless we have thought about doing it with them.

5. Place your hand on her shoulder or casually touch her while having a conversation and see how she reacts to you. Obviously don’t go touching her boobs or ass, the shoulder is your best bet. If she does not look at you with a “what the hell are you doing” look its safe to say she is comfortable with you.

6. She mentions other guys around you, this is the easiest way to tell a guy you have zero interest in him or simply do not find him attractive without hurting his feelings. I usually pick a guy that looks the complete opposite of who I am talking with.

7. This is obvious, she sends flirty text messages to you.

8. If you have been hanging out with a girl for a while, everything is going well she is laughing, your having a good time it is safe to say you can kiss her. Personally, I experienced guys lean in and completely chicken out haha suckerrssss! I know that initial kiss is super awkward, and kind of nerve racking but if you feel it in your gut go for it, chances are she wants you to. 

9. Learn how to dress, look like you give a shit. Its sexy we like it when a guy matches his belt with his shoes and shirt it shows he cares. Throw away those jeans that you have been wearing for the past five years that are now torn, have holes in them and are faded because your not getting laid in them trust me.

10. Take care of your body, we really dont care about how big your biceps are or how ripped those abs are, what we do care about is that you put some effort into maintaining a healthy weight. Plus guys that work out are usually better in bed and have more energy,

11. You see a cute girl in a bar, how do you strike up a conversation with her? Well here is the deal if she is with a group of girls that is always a tough challenge because girls are like tigers, we are ready to tear apart any guy with think isnt good enough for our girls. The best way to approach her is to make eye contact with her if she ignores you dont even bother, if she looks back smiles, go over and say hi, simply ask how is your night going? Is this the first time your here? Than ask to buy her a drink, and just have a conversation. Talk about work, music, events that are happening in your city, news, movies etc!

I am not expert, however I do have a vagina I hope these tips help!!

It Is Cool To Be Unpopular

Apparently, the entire internet is in an uproar over what the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch said in regards to the primary demographic the brand tries to attract. He explained how they purposely do not provide female sizes larger than a size 10, because he wants the “cool” kids to wear it. Okay, I think what he said was rude, and putting down a certain demographic, because he does not find them applicable enough to don their attire, is rude and a significant amount of people were offended by his harsh remarks. Here is the deal EVERY brand is catering to a certain demographic, it is just not politically correct to flat out say; Ralph Lauren’s $88 Polo shirts are targeting a certain demographic, people who are preppy, and can afford to purchase expensive clothing. When someone walks into the room with that small logo in the right hand of their shirt, it represents class, style, and sophistication. All of those terms are often associated with wealth. Are all wealthy people classy, stylish, and sophisticated? Of course, not, some are rather classless, dumb, and look like they have not brushed their hair in a month. When a girl walks in to the door wearing Juicy Couture workout clothing, it also says something. It says I am willing to spend $200 on an outfit I am going to sweat in, because I care more about looking stylish at the gym than getting a great workout. These women typically have flat asses, because they are too busy shopping for work out attire rather than doing squats.

The message I am trying to convey in this post is everything is marketed towards a certain person, if it were not brands could not even exist. It is mean to say something like the brand is marketed towards the “cool” kids, but come on does that really piss you off that much? I am glad I was not wearing Abercrombie, and hanging out with the “cool” kids, because all the people I admire were outcasts, and thought outside of the box. The majority of the cool kids ended up married, with little ambition, and live mediocre lives. I am not mediocre, and I will never settle for mediocre. People that grew up to do great things with their lives were often high school rejects, and I am proud to have never been popular. Not being a popular kid allowed me to develop a personality, a sense of humor, and let me express my creative side.

In the end enjoy the brands to buy, because they make you happy. Who cares about what some CEO says about beauty, and size.