College Confessions.



#1.) I had a chance to screw my Philosophy TA, he had these really cool ice blue eyes, but I chickened out. Buck, Buck.

#2.) I had a ton of awesome sex.

#3.) I didn’t do any drugs, and really didn’t drink all that much. I was too busy getting laid.

#4.) I learned how much I hate lube.

#5.) One time I was really drunk, and I walked into the bathroom and this girl licked the side of my face like a dog, but my reflexes were too slow to do anything about it.

#6.) I used to force myself to throw up when I was drinking, because I didn’t want to gain weight. It didn’t help.

#7.) I used to load myself up on Redbull and coffee because they calmed me down. This was before I realized I had ADHD.

#8.) I hooked up with a guy who had a mirror on the side of his bed like Patrick Bateman. He was pretty hot, but a complete asshole.

#9.) I fell in love. <3.



Snarky Confessions

In the words of USHHERRRRRRR these are myyyyyy confessionsssssssssss well some of them at least :/

#1. I hate stupid people, but sometimes I wish I was dumb. Stupid people are typically happy and don’t have high expectations for their lives. They are also easily pleased.

#2. I think most men are good, but I think most women tend to fall for the shitty ones, and after the age of 25 if you’re taste in men is still horrible its your own fault. 

#3. I don’t feel sorry for alot of people, because most of them whine instead of getting shit done.

#4. Many people don’t achieve their goals because they’re too busy talking about them and not doing. 

#5. I hate most cops. I think they’e pompous pricks with power issues. 

#6. I think most women have jealousy issues , but I think men are just as bad.

#7. I think all people freak the fuck out when they realize their youth is in the past, but they shouldn’t they made it this far..some people die young.

What are some of your confessions??