What’s a filter?

Once upon a time my family moved from Long Island, New York to Gilbert, Arizona and everything drastically changed.

For Arizona.

Just kidding.

People in the Southwest are much different than my Italian, Brooklyn parents mostly because too many of them are easily offended and cant really handle the brutal truth. I wasn’t really raised with a filter, I was raised to speak my mind and for those that are offended my what I say I honestly do not care. Here’s a tissue. Perhaps, you just start a gofundme account to buy a backbone.

I get annoyed at people that have issues with the stuff that I say because I really don’t care. I speak my mind and sometimes it’s brutal but why must I say sorry? Usually the rants and complains come from people who take stuff personally, I never really write anything to personally target someone, I’m not a bully.

I am not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed. That is the truth.



#TBT Fuck Beauty


I was a realllyyyyyyy cute kid, and because of it, I was able to raise havoc and get away with it. Cute kids can pull stunts like that, but it wasn’t my cuteness that people around me focused on, it was my brains. I was always really bright, and incredibly creative, and I still am.

I am alittle sick and tired of blogs, memes, billboards, ads, magazines, etc trying to portray this “we are all beautiful bullshit”, no matter your size, age, color, height, gender, you get it, because it’s bullshit. I want to make a gigantic billboard that says “No matter what you look like you will get old, and ugly” end of story. Why can’t we focus on stuff that actually matters? Cindy Crawford was a super model in the 90s, she looks old, wrinkly, and ugly to me…her looks faded, just like every other pretty girl’s will. They don’t last forever. So, why can’t we focus on stuff that actually matters? Why not teach people that being genuine, is a whole lot cooler than being pretty, and being witty will actually get you farther than pretty. It will also attract people who GENUINELY give a flying fuck about you. Pretty people get used, that’s  one of the reasons why so many of them are screwed up in the head. They are constantly being judged.

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Why Sprint Sucks

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Happy Saturday Folks, even though the name of my blog has the word “snarky” in it, and I often use sarcasm, and make crude, snarky comments in my writing, I am not a negative person, nor do I like to bitch, and complain, because it’s pointless, but this time around I just have to write about a company that has the WORST customer service. I worked in retail for about five years, therefore, I understand how some customers can be. Some are demanding, rude, and inconsiderate, but I am none of these things. I never complain, I am patient, and show up to appointments on time, but you know what I am pretty ticked off, so I am going to share with you all my terrible experiences dealing with Sprint.

The camera on my iPhone is broken, and I need it fixed! I work for some marketing companies on the side, and they require us to snap photos, plus I have a regular job, and attend school on Tuesdays. I am a busy person. Two weeks ago, I made an appointment at a Sprint location to have my camera fixed, and when I arrived at the location magically the fucking thing started working, well I explained to the tech that my camera has not been working, and he said he would take a look at it, and five minutes later he came back, and said it was some part that wasn’t connected correctly, and he fixed it. Now, he did not necessarily say he opened the phone, but in my opinion, that sounds like he implied that he opened my iPhone.

Later in the week, the camera stopped working again, so I made an appointment to have my phone fixed at 10:00am on Saturday, I checked off the tech option on their website, for a different location than the previous one. I show up and I am told the tech does not arrive until 10:30am, however, the guy said he would take a look, so I left my phone with him, and came back at 10:30. The guys tells me couldn’t do anything (I believe he attempted a hard reset, however, I am not 100% positive, but whatever he attempted he claims the phone wouldn’t do it). I left.

Here’s where I went wrong. Sprint changed the rules around so I can upgrade my phone, for $20 a month for two years, this to me is ridiculous, it’s for idiotic dipshits that want the new iPhone 6, but cant pay for their fucking rent. It makes the most sense to wait for your upgrade, and pay half of what you would normally pay. In order for me to obtain a new phone, my current phone has to be working properly, in order for me to get a decent sum. So, one of the employees at the Sprint location I went to on Saturday said she would offer a discount for the newer phone, so I went back there yesterday, but my mistake was I attempted to have my phone fixed again (because I want the phone working properly to trade in), well, I was told by the tech there was nothing he could do because it is internal, and Apple does not allow them to open up iPhones, so I need a new phone (which I can get due to insurance) so I said okay, I will order a new phone. I was told that location is out, they have a monthly budget, so I needed to go to a “corporate” Sprint, and so I did. I waited over an hour at the “corporate” Sprint to be told that in order for me to get a new phone shipped, my phone needs a dialysis run, and they don’t have time to do so tonight, so I need to come back tomorrow. This leads me to believe that the first guy that claims he “fixed the part in my phone” went back there and did jack shit for five minutes and claims he fixed the part, because they are not allowed to open the phones.

In all honesty, I have been to three fucking Sprint locations in the past two weeks, and my issue is not resolved. My Apple warranty is up, otherwise, Apple is the BEST when they cant fix your phone, they give you a new one right than and there boom. They don’t push you along for another  Apple store to deal with you, because they’re too fucking lazy to do their damn job.

I really want to pay the fee to drop Sprint, and go to T-Mobile, because I cannot deal with horrible, horrible customer service like this. It really is a pain in the ass. It is not that difficult to treat people with respect, and fix their fucking issue. Was it really that difficult for them to just order me a new fucking phone???? They could see the camera was not working! I have insurance!

Who else has had issues with Sprint??? Who is your cell carrier, and do you like them???

Chocolate Cake Makes You Happy and It Doesn’t Do Shit For Me!!


I have a brand new pet peeve, and it is when people think that what makes them happy will also make me happy. I am not your average, everyday type of a person, and I never will be. It seems like every female around my age wants one thing: marriage, and I am going to have to pass on that right now. I am not the kind of woman you can easily domesticate period. I will never settle. EVER! I have seen people settle with my own two eyes and watched how miserable they became, and I will not make the same mistakes. I will marry someone I am crazy about and accepts me for who I am. When that guy comes into my life that will be great, but I am happy regardless. I am incredibly independent and suffer from this horrible condition called high self-esteem. 

Let me tell you this, just because you enjoy eating chocolate cake does not mean I enjoy it. You cannot always assume everyone wants what you want, because we are all unique and that is what makes the world go round. I am tired of being asked have I found a boyfriend yet? I am sick of hearing about marriage. I am an intelligent, sarcastic, outgoing, funny chick who is not worried about a biological clock, because when God created me he forgot to add that in. When I find someone that compliments my personality and doesn’t disrespect me or try to use me then I will tie the knot! I have so many goals I want to achieve and marriage is not high on the list at the moment. 

Bottom line is we all have different wants/desires and you cannot think others want what you want.