Words of Wisdom…Let it Be

I thought I would write this post up super duper quick before I start this crazy ass day. I know a thing or two about life.

#1.) Communication is crucial for any type of a relationship. Whether it is a friendship, a co-worker, or someone you are dating, a lack of communication can cause a lot of trouble.

#2.) Not everyone is going to like you, who gives a fuck.

#3.) You are not going to succeed at everything you want to succeed in you will fail, and that is cool, everyone does.

#4.) Don’t use drugs to make you thin, you will get fat again.

#5.)  You will outgrow friends. It happens.

#6.) We all fucking die, chase your dreams.

#7.) We all fucking die, chase the person you love even if you think you’re going to get burned…

#8.) Sex is super good for you.

#9.) Fucking is cool too as long as nobody gets hurt.

#10.) Sometimes you cannot see the red flags because they are covered by fire works,  enjoy the view anyway, passion is fun.

#11.) If he was a bad guy at once it doesnt mean he is now, people change, people grow.

#12.) If he is a shitty father it shows a lot about his character.

#13) Cuddling is fun, and helps you get good sleep.

#14.) Kissing is the best, it takes you back to high school, nothing like teen love.

#15.) You have to learn from your mistakes, if you continue to do the same shit you’re a fucking moron.

#16.) We all get played, but it makes us stronger players.

#17.) Taylor Swift is usually dead on.

#18.) Guys tell your girl she is beautiful, even if lots of people do, she needs to hear it from you too.

#19.) We all get burned, but it makes our skin stronger.

#20.) Do drugs for fun, not to subside pain.

#21.) Turn your pain into art.

#22.) Try Kombucha its insanely delicious.

#23.) Take long walks.

#24.) Get your oil changed on time.

#25.) Write all your feelings down.

#26.) Cry. It makes shit better.

#27.) Read even if its articles, read.

#28.) Do Cardio.

#29.) Sometimes you need therapy, its all good, so see one.

#30.) We are all flawed, and have issues.

#31.) Learn to be captivated by yourself.

#32.) A litte narcissism never hurt nobody.

#33.) Alittle vulnerability never hurt nobody.

#34.) Its okay to admit you’re good at something.

#35.) Learn to save your money, I am so bad at this I am always broke lol.

#36.) Don’t waste your energy on dumb shit it aint worth it.

#37.) Be a good friend.





I’m kinda like cocaine

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I have always had falling outs with my friends..like since elementary school. It might be because I tend to have shitty taste in friends, or because I am constantly changing and if the people around me aren’t I replace them. This usually occurs with female friends. I form emotional bonds better with men. I also feel more comfortable around them.

Anyways, about three months ago I had a falling out with a close friend; we were close for a few years but eventually I grew tired of listening to her bullshit. I helped this girl find jobs, listened to her issues and didn’t get mad when she fucking blew up my phone on a regular basis about stupid shit. Whenever I needed someone to talk to she would respond by saying stuff like “drink tea, or I don’t want to hear anything negative today”. I just got sick of her. She is also one of those people that makes the same mistake all the time then cries about it. Eventually, I told her off. Occasionally she will send me messages on Facebook (even though we are not FB friends) with random thoughts and I respond with one word answers because it is my classy way of saying I don’t fucking care. In her last message she said that I said some really hurtful things but she forgave me. I found this amusing because I was never sorry. Sometimes you have to aim for the heart in order to get bad people out of your life. Sometimes the people closest to you are the ones dragging you down and causing a lot of negativity in your life. I am so much happier now that we are not in communication with one another. I don’t have to listen to annoying bullshit that could easily be prevented had she used half of her brain. I’m too sassy to deal with this.

I am like cocaine people tell me how horrible I am but they always come back for another round. It happens with guys a lot. I hold grudges though…you piss me off really badly I’ll never talk to you again.

Thoughts about shitty friends?

Men that cannot get laid


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Have you ever met a straight man and thought to yourself…hmmmmmmmmmmm the only vagina you have ever seen was the one that you gave you life?

The reason why they are not dating, or having any sort of a sexual relationship with a woman is because they lack communication skills. Period. End of story.

Some men just do not get the concept of how to talk to women; I believe they see it as speaking to another species.

If you want to date straight women, then do not say/ or do stupid shit like this:

  1. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT say any kind of remark that could be perceived as a “fat joke”. You want to piss a woman off tell her she is fat. Seriously, we hate that shit. Not only is it offensive, but it is super rude, and will leave you alone in life with your hand.
  2. DO NOT compare a woman to another woman. It is like dating suicide. I don’t care about your ex or about some broad you loved in high school. The only woman I want to be compared to is myself.
  3. Do not play the dick card and think it is going to get you laid. I’ve had guys say rude shit to me thinking that it will help them get a first class ticket inside of my vagina. It didn’t work. It only got them blocked on ALL social media accounts. #fuckyou
  4. If we show no interest in you. We literally don’t give a fuck. It is not that difficult to understand. Move on.


OMG Shitty Friends

Shitty friends suck, but what is even worse is when YOU keep them around, because believe it or not, you have the power to kick them to the curb. I recommend you do this. What makes a shitty friend?

#1. If he/she blows up your phone on a regular basis to discuss their issues all day long; I guarantee it they’re a shitty friend.

#2. They can’t agree to disagree. They will continue to argue with you over incredibly dumb topics, and most of the time they don’t even have valid information to support their opinions. For the record, an opinion is an opinion if it were a fact it would be called a fact.

#3. They don’t support you. Enough said.

#4. They’re jealous of you. You find a good guy, and they’ll find everything wrong with him, because they’re lonely and single, and will be for the rest of their lives.

#5.They critique most of the stuff you do even when you don’t ask.

#6. When its your turn to vent, they respond with shit like “I’m being positive today”.

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Self Wars, Insecurity & Good Men

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Thank-you for posting that Whitney Cummings!

Everyone has insecurities, EVERYONE, but that does not mean they are INSECURE. There is a fine line between disliking certain aspects of your personality, or wishing you could alter something about your physical appearance, we all know by now that we are flawed, it is part of life, and that’s that. Some of us are INSECURE individuals, and insecure people want to break others, because they dislike themselves. It is not rocket science, everything I am writing you have heard before, but I want to reiterate it because sometimes we get side tracked by all of the bullshit, and forget.

“Oh darling, you cant fix yourself by breaking someone else”

Mhm, it is very true. Nobody likes a bully. Bullies are tormented souls that hate themselves so badly, they go out of their way to break someone else so they too can feel pain.

I used to be attracted to emotionally abusive men, and unfortunately they tried to break me, because they were broken. I know all the warning signs, I know all the red flags, and I am so over dealing with these types of males. Treating a girl like garbage makes a guy a coward, and will only set him up for failure, because when the girl wises up she will leave, and he will be left all by his lonesome. #byeasshole

Anyways, here are some warning signs a guy is emotionally abusive.

#1. He has a bad relationship with his mother. A guy that has mommy issues more than likely has issues with respecting women.

#2. He blows up at you early on, and doesn’t understand why you’re pissed at him.

#3. After you break up, or stop dating, they come back for another round.

#4. They have crazy sisters with major issues.

#5. They have a push over for a mother.

#6. They’re spoiled rotten

Red Sweat Shirt Dumbass

I always have crazy titles, because they make my blog posts appear interesting. I guess you can call it “false” advertising, but whatever, today’s post is about a guy in a red sweat shirt.

I am very much attracted to funny men, because they are usually ballsy, know how to have a good time, and I find it easy to open up to them. I am one of those people that has issues with allowing people to get to know me on an emotional level, because it makes me feel powerless. I have some issues…but don’t we all? Anyways, lets call this idiot RSSD. RSSD seemed really cool, but unfortunately, he made the six year old selling lemonade on the street corner appear mature. We only hung out twice, and it was clearly just that, there was nothing romantic behind our hang outs, we just shared one similar interest, and I am not going to say what it is. The second time we hung out he had the nerve to sit there and stick earphones in his ears, who does that???? I should have just walked out, but I didn’t, I stayed, and I am going to turn a negative experience with a dipshit into comedic inspiration..:)

RSSD is a brat, and at one point so was I. Let me explain, I grew up spoiled, and my parents always catered to me, and gave me more than enough, but eventually I grew out of that spoiled brat obnoxious give me my way or the highway mentality. Rotten people are drawn to those types, and who the hell wants to attract that? RSSD wants what he wants when he wants it and when he doesn’t get his way he acts out like a little boy. Like I did as a child when I threw a temper tantrum because  my parents wouldn’t get my a toy I wanted.

RSSD only wanted to hang out with me, because his dick wanted to chill inside of my vagina. I was definitely attracted to him, but wasn’t ready for that yet, and thats when his true colors started to show. That’s when he acted like a child, was in a pissy ass mood, and stuck those ear phones in his ears. My advice to RSSD is if you only want sex be straight forward about it, because you will attract another girl that just wants sex, and then you don’t have to act like a little boy, because you will get your way. My second piece of advice is you’re not 19 anymore, you are a grown man, and should know better by now. You should know that you need to RESPECT women, because clearly you don’t.

Happy Hump Day


Sometimes You’re the Filet Mignon & Sometimes You’re the Cheeseburger

You’re probably thinking….wtf are you talking about, you smoked too much yesterday.

Naw, I actually do not smoke weed, or anything for that matter…sorry to disappoint you.

I am talking about women, and to all you feminists out there that will bitch about how I am about to compare women to meat, click the x on the upper left hand corner, because I have a valid point, and I do not wish to argue with you.

Ladies, sometimes you’re the filet mignon and sometimes you’re the cheeseburger.

The filet mignon represents a chick a guy truly likes. Filet mignon is much harder to get, because it is seen as more desirable, expensive, and not everyone can have it. Its a lot of work to get your hands on a piece of this delicacy, therefore when a guy wants it he will go the extra mile to get it. If a guy really likes you, he will go the extra mile for you. He will make sure he puts you in to his schedule, he will make sure he communicates with you on a regular basis, he will respect you, he will take you out, and last but not least he will not try to sleep with you right away, because he is interested in more than just sex.

The cheeseburger is the chick a guy eats, because he is hungry and needs something to fill him up. The cheeseburger is quick and easy to get, and they’re everywhere. It is much easier for a guy to get his hands on a cheap cheeseburger, and they all eat them. They continue to eat them until they find themselves dining on filet mignon, and then the cheeseburger gets placed in the garbage can.

I think women get confused, and feel like men are misleading them, but that isn’t the case, because men are straightforward with their ACTIONS. Men cannot communicate as well as women, or sometimes they choose not to avoid conflict. They let you know how they feel by their actions. If a guy ignores you, he is ignoring you because he does not give a flying fuck about you. If you’re sleeping with a guy that ignores you, I hate to break it to you, but you’re the cheeseburger. If you’re sleeping with him, and he isn’t taking you out on dates, or showing emotional interest, you’re the cheeseburger. If he isn’t affectionate during sex, you’re the cheeseburger. If he doesn’t want you to stay over after sex, you’re the cheeseburger. If he untags your tags on Facebook, you’re definitely the cheeseburger. If he is hanging out with the other girls, and its all over social media, you’re the cheeseburger.

I think a lot of women are in denial, because they don’t want to believe they’re the cheeseburger, and that’s okay, because every female has been a cheeseburger. If you don’t want to be the cheeseburger then you need to find a guy that wants to date you, and not just bang you. If he is showing signs that he doesn’t care, he legitimately doesn’t care! Guys don’t play games.