Pretty Can’t Be Witty, and Women aren’t Funny

Women aren’t funny- Jerry Lewis

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Women are supposed to focus on their looks, because that is the most valuable attribute they have to offer society. Women need to be pretty, not witty, because heterosexual men want a pretty girl, not a smart one…

Pretty girls aren’t funny, or witty. Pretty women only really have one thing going for them…their looks, and once time decides to take them all away..they’ll be left with absolutely nothing.

WRONG. I think Lucille Ball, Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler, and Iliza Shlesinger just to name a few are all attractive women that prove (proved) that a woman can be both pretty and witty. I also think Jerry Lewis can kiss my ass, because I’m pretty funny, and I own a vagina.

Who are some of your fav female comics?

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#MCM

What’s up people? Today, is #MCM and I have two!

Both of these dudes create content for two of my favorite websites, Thoughtcatalog and Buzzfeed. 

Scott Muska- He knows how to explain why some people are so fucking annoying they drive you to click the infamous unfriend button. Here’s his article:

http://thoughtcatalog.com/scott-muska/2014/06/why-i-unfriended-you/

The second one is Andrew Ziegler; he creates content for the best site in the world BUZZFEED, and he created a nose picking quiz. Doesn’t get any better than that!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewziegler/are-you-a-nose-picker

 

#WCW I have 4 & They are Crazy Talented Artists

1. Fefe Dobson- She is stunning, talented and can still rock a punker look!

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2. Susanna Hoffs- She rocked it out as a member of The Bangles with her amazing vocals and guitar skills. Prince also had a crush on her 🙂

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3. Liz Phair- I LOVE HER MUSIC!!!! Fell in love with it when I was a junior in high school. She is a mix of spunky, sass and sexy. Favorite is my favorite song of hers!

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4. Pat Benatar- She can still rock a pair of leather pants. I also love her because she paved the way for other female rockers, and got pissed when she was getting more notoriety for her looks than her talent.

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