Defending the XY Part2

All of my life I have always bonded quite well with men, and had close friends that were the good ole XY.

Over the years, this behavior continued, because I feel better opening up to them. I can emotionally connect with them, and talk about random shit, plus I have a really dark/raunchy sense of humor and many times it aggravates the XX.

I think for the most part the MAJORITY of men aren’t what society makes them out to be.

#1. MOST MEN AREN’T FUCKING SHALLOW! They don’t sit there and analyze every fucking flaw on the female body. MOST ALSO BELIEVE BEAUTY IS SUBJECTIVE. They also don’t give a fuck about your cellulite, and stretch marks.

#2. No matter how sexy a guy he is, how intelligent, how successful, most of them still find the xx intimidating, because we are. How males and females communicate is totally different. For the most part, guys show girls they are pursing interest through their actions. Girls yack a lot lol. For the most part, guys are about actions.

#3. I think most guys worry about their sexual performance especially when I don’t call them back :).

#4. Guys like sex, sure, and many of them are driven by it but when they’re horny teenagers and in their early 20’s, but eventually they do calm the fuck down. Ask a guy in his 30’s if he wants what he wanted in his early 20’s when it comes to relationships and he will probably look at you like you have 25 heads and 10 tits.

#5. Guys don’t really get signals, you have to be straightforward with them. I am EXTREMELY HORRIBLE AT THIS! I am EXTREMELY shy. Like I do the dumbest things when I am interested in dating a guy or find him super attractive, because I am still the nerdy junior high kid with no tits and braces everyone poked fun at. I just know how to hide it beneath a push up bra, and 10lbs of makeup.

#6. I HATE when chicks constantly take digs at men because I believe there are tons of good ones out there. I just have to find one that makes me truly happy.

 

XOXOXOXOXOX

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Pretty Can’t Be Witty, and Women aren’t Funny

Women aren’t funny- Jerry Lewis

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Women are supposed to focus on their looks, because that is the most valuable attribute they have to offer society. Women need to be pretty, not witty, because heterosexual men want a pretty girl, not a smart one…

Pretty girls aren’t funny, or witty. Pretty women only really have one thing going for them…their looks, and once time decides to take them all away..they’ll be left with absolutely nothing.

WRONG. I think Lucille Ball, Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler, andĀ Iliza Shlesinger just to name a few are all attractive women that prove (proved) that a woman can be both pretty and witty. I also think Jerry Lewis can kiss my ass, because I’m pretty funny, and I own a vagina.

Who are some of your fav female comics?