I’ve had some guys do some crazy ass shit to me! Some rude, some so ridiculous they’re hilarious, but ALL of them are worth writing about!
#1.) One guy wrote down a bunch of questions for me and proceeded to read them to me while we were on a date. (This was a first date)
#2.) One guy asked me if I was going to eat all of my sandwich (because he was cheap & didn’t want to pay for one himself) I dumped him right then & there.
#3.) One guy told me my ass was really smooth & he wishes his ass was really smooth.
#4.) One guy didn’t have a bed but he had plenty of weed.
#5.) One guy bragged to me about how he was named after a President.
#6.) One guy was really rude and he looked like a garden gnome. He was obsessed with his weight, and he still was a chunky monkey. He stopped talking to me after I got food poisoning. LOSER.
#7.) One guy was hanging out with me & proceeded to show me some chick he matched with on a dating app, he also did it via Facebook Messenger. We probably could have had a really good relationship, but this move was the first step in the wrong direction, and ultimately he lost the girl.
#8.) One time I asked a guy to say something nice to me & his response was you give good head.
#9.) One guy was never going to be financially stable, and I am sorry but I cant have a long term relationship with a guy who will always be forever broke.
#10.) One guy accused me of cheating every 10 seconds, and would lurk through my instagram like year’s back and screenshot pics and send them to me. Psycho.
#11.) One guy was VERY intimidated by my intelligence & tried to alter who I am on stage, and wrote me jokes that were so terrible they made me want to commit suicide.
#12.) One guy would literally ignore me.