I have told plenty of simple minded folks that I don’t want to get married, and they always look at me like I have 16 heads and a shark face.
You see I don’t see anything wrong in what I feel. I never said people shouldn’t get married; I said I don’t want to get married. I never said I cannot be monogamous. (Also, not everyone is monogamous and theres nothing wrong with that) I never said love doesn’t exist because it definitely does.
I just don’t think a guy has to give me a stupid fucking ring because that’s what society shoved down his throat his entire life. MARRIAGE DOES NOT= LOVE.
I am finding out though I do enjoy romance, long walks on the beach, poems and admitting to someone I like them, and not being afraid to be seen in a vulnerable light. I hate admitting I like a guy because it makes me feel powerless.
What are your thoughts on marriage?
I have worked countless jobs, and disliked many of them because of the idiots I was forced to pretend to like. Office jobs are the absolute WORST for someone with my personality type. I am a creative space caddet so after a while being in the same environment, sitting at the same fucking desk, doing the same fucking tasks and working with the same people makes me feel suicidal. So, I have comprised a list of shitty people you probably work with or will have the honor of working with.
#1.) The bimbo who does absolutely nothing, but gets ahead because she fucked the right guy. The brutal truth is many people climb up the ladder in their company who are totally unqualified, and have the mind of a rocking chair,because they rode the right dick.
#2.) The moron who is pointless, does not do their job well, but continues to get chance after chance before finally getting fired. I once worked with a moron who told us a story about how some guy put the date rape drug in her drink but she was super stoked he chose her because she was fat. I threw a dart at her head at an office party and her head popped.
#3.) The person who takes their job wayyyyyy too seriously! I once worked with an over competitive chick at a popular sunglass store who was so competitive about selling $200 worth of plastic. I’m sorry but the commission was super low…so I personally gave zero fucks.
#4.) The manager that will forever be a manager at some shitty retail job because they never had the nerve to chase after their dreams, or they had a kid at 20 and got married at 21 and thought their career options were limited. This manager will try and discourage you from chasing your dreams. Don’t listen to them they will always make a few bucks over minimum wage selling t-shirts that were made in China.
#5.) The stoner that sits at their desk and calls you a diva when you message them multiple times to fix your computer!
#6.) The grown up mean girls who talk shit about the people they will never be as good as.
New Stand Up Clip Performance from The Tempe Improv in Tempe Arizona
I did work. I did work that I didn’t get paid for. That’s right. I did a guest post. On someone else’s blog. Not on mine. So you’re telling me that is how all guest posts work? Ugggh. Anyways, I just wanted to make it clear that I did something out of the bitterness of […]
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One time in middle school this girl told me I had a big nose. I said lucky for me, it will never match the size of my ego.
I’m a narcissist. A cold-blooded…narcissist. I don’t see this as a bad thing though. Sure, I am a bit self centered, think I’m special, and like power but why is this so bad? I may not empathize well with people, but I do so with animals. I’m super honest, and would never screw anyone over I liked, or have a neutral relationship with. I’m not out to be harmful.
What these shrink writers fail to explain is that the most successful people in the world are fucking narcissists!!!! You think Steve Jobs wasn’t a narcissist? You think Prince wasn’t a narcissist? The list can go on. A narcissist is egotiscial they believe they can change the world, and they usually do.
I don’t see anything wrong with knowing I can achieve great things with my life, and gain notoriety for doing so. I don’t see anything wrong with utilizing my talents to get me somewhere in life, or with enjoying being on a stage getting laughs for what I created.