#1.) I had a chance to screw my Philosophy TA, he had these really cool ice blue eyes, but I chickened out. Buck, Buck.
#2.) I had a ton of awesome sex.
#3.) I didn’t do any drugs, and really didn’t drink all that much. I was too busy getting laid.
#4.) I learned how much I hate lube.
#5.) One time I was really drunk, and I walked into the bathroom and this girl licked the side of my face like a dog, but my reflexes were too slow to do anything about it.
#6.) I used to force myself to throw up when I was drinking, because I didn’t want to gain weight. It didn’t help.
#7.) I used to load myself up on Redbull and coffee because they calmed me down. This was before I realized I had ADHD.
#8.) I hooked up with a guy who had a mirror on the side of his bed like Patrick Bateman. He was pretty hot, but a complete asshole.
#9.) I fell in love. <3.