I hate tons of stuff. I hate it when people walk slow, I hate people who are up your ass when you’re trying to back out of a parking space, I hate rain, I hate feet, I hate the smell of the AM, I hate it when people snore, and I cannot stand clingy men. Ugh. Ugh.
Triple ugh, ugh, ugh.
I tend to attract them though. I have no idea why. I am EXTREMELY independent. Sometimes I enjoy being alone, and unfortunately clingy fucks just do not get this.
How to spot a clingy fuck.
#1. As soon as you start dating them all they do is talk about you on social media.
#2. They text you all day long.
#3. Suddenly their whole world revolves around you. I admit I am narcissistic and I love a good ego stroke, but after about a week of this garbage I am over it.
#4. They’re insecure. They say ridiculous stuff like “how many boyfriends do you have?” “You can do better than me”. I have a fiery personality, and a great ass, of course I can.
How do you spot clingy fucks?