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FREE Los Angeles Comedy

Hello- Los Angeles peeps & people from out of town! I run a local Los Angeles comedy show, at a really cool bar..called Club Privacy. It is quite close to Universal Studios. It is totally free, there is no drink minimum and there is free parking. This week we have Jerry Rocha headlining, he has been on Conan and Last Comic Standing. The show starts at 9:00pm. Here is a link to Jerry’s set on Conan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scqYWrcwp_s

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Oh…go Fuck yourself.

-Shit that irks me in comedy.

-I think people are overly sensitive, like seriously, I was raised by two New Yorker’s..I don’t give a fuck about your feelings. I just want you to listen and understand my point my view. You don’t have to necessarily agree with me, but hear me out. I’m a clever asshole.

-I think some people fear a female asshole. Like they want a woman to go on stage and just self depreicate  or be overly sexual. I love dirty jokes, but I like to be filthy in a squeaky clean way. I like mind fucking people. It’s fun. It’s a drug. It’s power.

-I can come across as self-entitled, but I’m not. I am just an asshole. I’m a special kind of an asshole though, I like to blast the music in my car so I don’t have to hear any sirens.

-I am fairly clean on stage with the exception of utilizing the words fuck and twat. Why? because I feel like it. That’s me BUT BUT I love a good dirty comic, just be dirty with a point not for shock value.

-When people tell me I will get ahead because I’m a woman. Yeah, whatever bro. I will get ahead because I am fucking talented and hard working.girlnextdoor

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