I’m not a regular chick.

Imma cool chick and you’ve totally heard that before. I am so uncreative, I had to jack a line from Mean Girls.

Anyways, I am kinda weird. I am not very emotional, I don’t get along with a lot of women, and I fucking cannot stand Pinterest!

I dont hate women. I do have female friends, but I tend to bond better with men, because I feel more comfortable with them. I tend to sensor myself with women so I get bored around them. I have that sense of humor that some women are intimidated by.

I hate Pinterest why do girls like this garbage??? Like stop pinning about getting fit and just go run! I also do not bake, I don’t even turn on the oven if its not microwavable its not getting cooked.

Thats my blurb about that.

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Don’t be offensive strictly to offend

If you have not read previous posts, let me inform you, I am doing stand up! I have two upcoming shows in the LA area, one of them is December 19th and the other is December 29th. Anyways, enough self-promotion.

As a comedian, I believe I can make jokes about whatever I choose. I also believe that it is not okay to write offensive jokes strictly to be offensive because you will not look funny you will look like an unlikable asshole. You cannot go on a stage with a set containing offensive jokes if they’re not fucking funny. I love Anthony Jeselnik, he is definitely my favorite comedian right now. He talks about dead babies, murder, and has a number of sexist jokes. They’re all fucking hysterical, partially because they’re all fake, and I realize he is just a character! Most comedians do not go on stage as themselves…they go on as a character.

People these days get uptight about anything and everything…

Next Stand Up Show!

For those of you that do not know, I am doing stand up! I absolutely LOVE it! My next show will be at State House Social on December 29th from 9pm-midnight!

8782 West Sunset Blvd West Hollywood 90069

There will be a combination of music and comedy! There is a parking lot right across the street!

I will also be on the Flappers Comedy Flapcast on December 15th at 5:00pm! It is on iTunes if you want to listen!

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Dealing with them

They are the people you get to spend a substantial amount of your time with and you should enjoy conversing with them because you are a team, and one that works well together keeps the ship sailing smoothly,but what happens when you don’t get along with them? Life sucks that’s what. In case you haven’t caught on yet, I am referring to co-workers.

There was a time when I disliked most of mine. I was in an environment that made me feel miserable, angry and annoyed. I was working with people who could not stand me and I could not stand them.

Part of life is learning to get along with people you don’t really like, and working with people who make you want to pull your hair out. This is very true, but if you do not enjoy what you are doing then I suggest you leave.

I left one of my jobs because I was tired of doing stuff I did not want to do, and working with people that made me want to bang my head against the wall. For me personally, I excel professionally when I work with people I enjoy especially ones who know how to laugh.

Tell me about a job environment you couldn’t stand!