One day I will calm the fuck down and settle down. I promise. It just has to be with a guy I am head over heels in love with and meets my ridiculous expectations because I hate settling. I would rather swallow a screw driver than settle.
I am extremely moody and very independent, therefore, I cannot stand clingy men.
I like the thrill of the chase, but when I am not the one being chased.
Dont chase me, you’ll never get me and if you do I will get away. Go find another kill.
I like men with standards.
I like sexually liberated men. For I am not vanilla.
I cannot stand overly macho men but on the other hand cannot stand overly emotional whiny little bitches.
I cannot stand guys that want to fix me or turn me into some domestic pussy cat. You can’t really turn a tiger into a house cat. You accept it or don’t get with it. Plain and simple.
I barely drink and get annoyed by guys that spend countless hours sucking down booze. I find it rather irritating and for me it is an enormous sign of insecurity and I cannot stand insecure men.
I am going to be some guys second wife. I have no desire to reproduce. I hate babies.
I also love older men so I will probably end up being wife number 2. I always had a thing for older guys because I find them more alluring and exciting. They are also more experienced and confident.
The second they try and emotionally abuse me, I will get rid of them. Seriously, men that emotionally abuse women deserve a punch in the face from Ronda Rousey.
I lack patience for this and if I see an early sign of it. It is simply “bye Felicia”.