You’re such a pillowcase

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We all know someone that was whacked with the dumb gene, and hey, not everyone can be intelligent, and there are plenty of ways to be intelligent, and this is part of what makes the world go round, but I am not going to get into that today. I am going to write some of the dumbest comments I have ever heard someone say, some of them were written, and others were verbal.

#1. “This guy put the date rape drug in my drink at the bar, but I was kind of happy he picked me, because I was fat”.

#2. “I put mayonnaise in my hair to keep it soft”

#3. “I gained a lot of weight because of my boyfriend”

#4. “Your snotty”

#5. “Your dumb”

#6. “Those that spit up in the air get it right back on them”

#7. “Where yo boyfriend at?” (not kidding someone said this to me the other day I did not jack it from the MAD Tv skit

#8. “Why you so cold”

What are some of yours? I know you have some!

xoxoxoxoxoxo

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3 thoughts on “You’re such a pillowcase

  1. My next door neighbor is a wealth of them, but mostly because he says stuff the wrong way. The other day he was on a “cone call”, he knows someone in “man a faturing”, he said to a customer, “I’m trying to make it less painless for you”, he was talking about someone having a “pit ball dog”, he said, “Thank you merry much”, and once had “monzerelli cheese” on his pizza. I could go on, but I don’t have all day.

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