My friend offered me some valuable advice, she told me when miserable people try and tear you down ignore them, don’t fight with them, because the second you give in they win.

Some people are unhappy with their lives, and in order to make themselves feel better they try and attack others. I am getting at a point in my life where I choose to not give a fuck about these people, and their bitter attacks leave them #blocked. If you message me on any social media site attacking the way I live, or picking apart my personality when your advice was not asked, I am going to block you. I find it annoying when broken people try to take shots at me, because I am so put together. I live my life the way I want to, and I am happy. I live where I want to, because it makes me happy…got it? I wasn’t put on this earth to be “normal”, and that is okay. I don’t bash other peoples lifestyle, goals, or desires, because I have no business doing so.

You know who likes to take digs at me the most? Broken men I rejected. I am not obligated to sleep with every guy that wants to sleep with me. I am not obligated to date every guy that wants to date me. I am not obligated to be emotionally interested in every guy that is emotionally interested in me. I have been rejected too, and I don’t whine like a little baby, or attack the guy that didn’t like me. I get over it and move on, because everyone has been in that situation before.


Guys That Play the Field

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How old are you? If you’re past 23 years of age, and you continue to get played, then I apologize, but I don’t feel sorry for you :/. There are so many women out there that continue to fall for Mr. “I’m Just Gonna Bang You Until What I Want Comes Along”, and they fall for him time after time after time, then stay up all night crying and whining, because they think they got dumped. Wake up and smell the coffee, you were never in a relationship, so how the hell can you get dumped? If you’re hanging out with a guy and all you do is bang, THAT IS NOT A RELATIONSHIP!!! You have a friend with benefits, and if you cannot accept that then move on with your life, and find someone new. That guy is never going to be your boyfriend, you have more of a chance of farting rainbows, and eating fire than you ever will at getting that guy to be your boyfriend. It is the cold hearted truth.

Typically, guys that play the field target specific types of females, insecure and naive. They’re preying on the weak. I remember the first time I attracted a Mr.”I’m Just Gonna Bang You Until What I Want Comes Along”, I was 17. Let’s call this asshole Jeremy. He worked next door to me, and for some reason I thought he was super attractive (this was before I got contacts); my friends thought he was a butter face. He was a complete asshole to me, incredibly disrespectful and said some rude shit to me, and you know why he did that? I was insecure and allowed him to. I don’t attract Jeremy’s anymore, because I’m confident. Jeremy was nothing special, he wasn’t very intelligent, although he tried to make himself seem smarter than me, he didn’t hit the jackpot in the looks department, he wasn’t funny, and he was rude. I bet he works for a towing company now.

If you’re a female, and you are confident in yourself it scares these types of men away, because you come across as difficult, and they’re lazy, they want something easy.

If you have been the girl a guy just wants to bang until he finds what he wants on numerous occasions then you should know how to figure that out by now, and shouldn’t throw a bitch fit when he moves on to the girl he wants. If he ignores your texts, or texts back days later, it’s a clear indicator he doesn’t want a relationship with you. If he doesn’t talk to you about your passions, favorite music, family etc, and all he mentions is sex, he’s not interested in a relationship. Why is this so complicated?

Horrible Bosses.

No, I am not talking about the movie where Jennifer Aniston plays a sex crazed dentist. I am talking about the bosses you probably have experienced.

I am 26 going on 27, and I had my first job at 16. I worked at Peter Piper Pizza, fixing the games when they had minor issues, and handing out toys to the spoiled, bratty, children that came in to eat pizza, and get ignored by their snobby parents. I also worked at Ulta, Marshals, and a cafe, throughout my teen years. I liked working at the cafe, because I worked alone, and basically ran the show. Since then, I have worked many retail positions where I was alone, and if something went wrong I had to figure out how to solve the issue.

What makes a horrible boss? For one thing cattiness. I worked at a baby store when I was 18 with a super religious co-worker that liked to take digs at my weight behind my back (I was a fat teenager the truth hurts, but my weight had zero effect on her) flash forward 8 years later, she pops up on my people you may know on Facebook and she looks like your average Walmart customer…karma’s a bitch :). Anyways, my boss there was incredibly catty, I am talking about a 32 year old grown ass woman that would gossip like a 13 year old. You’re the boss…arent you supposed to be the example?

Another characteristic that makes a terrible boss is pointing the fingers at everyone else when something goes wrong, especially when you’re the primary reason shit is going wrong in the first place. Part of setting an example is owning up to your mistakes. We all make them, own up to them.

Not listening. There are some people in this world that can talk, talk, talk, but when it comes down to listening, their ears just don’t exist. If you want to correctly manage people, you need to learn how to pipe the fuck down, and listen to them.

Tell me about one of your horrible bosses….


Dipshit Duggers

I literally cannot escape this Dugger family. Let me remind you that I do not have a television at home, and I am really not a fan of reality tv, but I especially cannot stand these Dugger morons.

They’re on some show where they have 19 kids, and the parents look like they could be cousins. I know that one of them was just caught in some scandal, because he inappropriately touched one of the other kids….am I right? Anyways, dipshits like the Duggers are ALWAYS the most screwed up! They like to play up the whole “we are perfect, we don’t do anything wrong, we don’t use fowl language, drink or shit the wrong away…….., but then they are usually caught in some sort of a sex scandal, or have an unhealthy relationship with sex.

Sex is natural. We all want sex. We all think about sex. It is how our brains were designed! YOU CANNOT STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM HAVING SEX. YOU SHOULD NOT MAKE YOUR KIDS BELIEVE THAT SEX IS DIRTY OR IMMORAL. You should educate your kids on proper contraception methods, along with the fact that sex could possibly lead to STDs if they are not careful. I know this is going off subject from the dipshit Duggers, but I can only imagine how they were raised to view sex.

I think what the creepy Dugger kid was 100000000% WRONG, and he should be penalized for his actions, but the parents are also guilty. These people are utterly insane!!!!

What Social Media Specialists Can Learn From The Don

Everyone’s favorite anti-hero has officially said good-bye, yes, Jon Hamm will no longer be seen playing the character that made him famous. I love Don Draper. He was sexy, witty, intelligent, fantastic at his job, and completely flawed. He was a terrible husband, a bad father, successful, but broken on the inside. On the outside he was a square, but on the inside, he was a damn octagon, and I think viewers appreciated tuning in to someone that wasn’t an ideal image of what the perfect person should be, because despite his character flaws, many fans still loved the Don.We seem to dig imperfections.

Anyways, the Don was a marketing genius, and his ways can assist in making your social media content better.

Everyone seems to think social media is easy, a monkey can do it, all you have to do is post, and boom results happen. It is not that simple, but here are some tips you can learn from the Don.

1. Understand that great social media isn’t easy…remember when Peggy told him “sex sells”, and he responded by explaining to her that people that think like that believe monkeys can do their job? If you want to represent a company correctly, you need excellent posts, you need to figure out how to get peoples attention, what makes them click??

2. “Advertising is based on one thing, happiness”-Don We react to happiness, because we are emotional, and if your posts have the ability to make me feel something, you’re golden. That’s why cats videos, and baby videos always go viral.

3. Any product, or service can be made interesting on social media. People that suck at social media look at boring companies like mechanic shops, or hardware stores as lame, but if you think outside of the box, and figure out a way to appeal to people’s emotions you’re golden. Nobody really cares about Coke, or Pepsi, as Steve Jobs referred to it as “sugar water”, they buy these products, because Pepsi and Coke know how to be emotionally appealing. Pretty much anything that came out of Don’s mouth triggered an emotion. “She’s not married because she’s never been in love, I think I wrote that once to sell nylons” You kinda want to punch him in his face. It worked. You felt something. Your posts, status, tweets, instagram photos, need to make people feel something.

4. Stay true to you and don’t force anything. Don couldn’t roll with the hippies, because, he was a man in a suit that followed societies norms during that time period. Don’t attempt to build relationships via social media that are not natural.

5. Always be innovative. If you cant find sharable content in your industry make your own damn content. Write your own memes, create your own gifs, videos, etc, set the trend don’t always follow. g1387991886437830891.jpg

You Wanna Get The Girl?

I’m a target for idiotic men. They love to annoy me, and scream stupid shit at me, or just harass me, and its kind of irritating, but at the same time their stupidity makes excellent writing material.

The other day I was walking, and some random guy was like “hey can I have your number so we can hang out sometime?” and I was like no! lol. In my head I was thinking I don’t know you, I’ve never interacted with you why would I give you me my number? It came across as rather creepy, and I personally do not like to be approached by guys, I like to be the one calling the shots.

Whats my point?

Dating is a lot like selling, because you are selling yourself. If

Don’t be the pushy salesperson that everyone tries to avoid, but be the sales person selling what people need. If you like a girl, or have interest, or want that number, don’t appear pushy, desperate, or creepy. Strike up a regular conversation with her. For example, if you see a cute girl at a grocery store, ask her a random question about whats in her basket, or shopping cart, ask her if she likes a particular product, it sounds silly but it could lead into a conversation. Literally going up to a girl and asking her for her number is weird.

If you’re interested in a girl, and you just met her, but you have been communicating on a friendship level, please BE STRAIGHT UP, and tell her. If you wanna get the girl don’t act like a damn friend.

Why Sprint Sucks

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Happy Saturday Folks, even though the name of my blog has the word “snarky” in it, and I often use sarcasm, and make crude, snarky comments in my writing, I am not a negative person, nor do I like to bitch, and complain, because it’s pointless, but this time around I just have to write about a company that has the WORST customer service. I worked in retail for about five years, therefore, I understand how some customers can be. Some are demanding, rude, and inconsiderate, but I am none of these things. I never complain, I am patient, and show up to appointments on time, but you know what I am pretty ticked off, so I am going to share with you all my terrible experiences dealing with Sprint.

The camera on my iPhone is broken, and I need it fixed! I work for some marketing companies on the side, and they require us to snap photos, plus I have a regular job, and attend school on Tuesdays. I am a busy person. Two weeks ago, I made an appointment at a Sprint location to have my camera fixed, and when I arrived at the location magically the fucking thing started working, well I explained to the tech that my camera has not been working, and he said he would take a look at it, and five minutes later he came back, and said it was some part that wasn’t connected correctly, and he fixed it. Now, he did not necessarily say he opened the phone, but in my opinion, that sounds like he implied that he opened my iPhone.

Later in the week, the camera stopped working again, so I made an appointment to have my phone fixed at 10:00am on Saturday, I checked off the tech option on their website, for a different location than the previous one. I show up and I am told the tech does not arrive until 10:30am, however, the guy said he would take a look, so I left my phone with him, and came back at 10:30. The guys tells me couldn’t do anything (I believe he attempted a hard reset, however, I am not 100% positive, but whatever he attempted he claims the phone wouldn’t do it). I left.

Here’s where I went wrong. Sprint changed the rules around so I can upgrade my phone, for $20 a month for two years, this to me is ridiculous, it’s for idiotic dipshits that want the new iPhone 6, but cant pay for their fucking rent. It makes the most sense to wait for your upgrade, and pay half of what you would normally pay. In order for me to obtain a new phone, my current phone has to be working properly, in order for me to get a decent sum. So, one of the employees at the Sprint location I went to on Saturday said she would offer a discount for the newer phone, so I went back there yesterday, but my mistake was I attempted to have my phone fixed again (because I want the phone working properly to trade in), well, I was told by the tech there was nothing he could do because it is internal, and Apple does not allow them to open up iPhones, so I need a new phone (which I can get due to insurance) so I said okay, I will order a new phone. I was told that location is out, they have a monthly budget, so I needed to go to a “corporate” Sprint, and so I did. I waited over an hour at the “corporate” Sprint to be told that in order for me to get a new phone shipped, my phone needs a dialysis run, and they don’t have time to do so tonight, so I need to come back tomorrow. This leads me to believe that the first guy that claims he “fixed the part in my phone” went back there and did jack shit for five minutes and claims he fixed the part, because they are not allowed to open the phones.

In all honesty, I have been to three fucking Sprint locations in the past two weeks, and my issue is not resolved. My Apple warranty is up, otherwise, Apple is the BEST when they cant fix your phone, they give you a new one right than and there boom. They don’t push you along for another  Apple store to deal with you, because they’re too fucking lazy to do their damn job.

I really want to pay the fee to drop Sprint, and go to T-Mobile, because I cannot deal with horrible, horrible customer service like this. It really is a pain in the ass. It is not that difficult to treat people with respect, and fix their fucking issue. Was it really that difficult for them to just order me a new fucking phone???? They could see the camera was not working! I have insurance!

Who else has had issues with Sprint??? Who is your cell carrier, and do you like them???