In honor of V-day…Here’s stuff I ❤
- Feeling dehydrated, then drinking water, and having to piss every five minutes afterwards.
- When people take forever to go through a stop light, because they’re too busy texting.
- When guys refuse to get haircuts; I just love unkept hair, because it makes me want to grow a bush.
- When random people bitch to me; it makes me feel rather intelligent, who knew I had the brains to be a shrink?
- Going into a public bathroom that does not have any toilet paper left.
- Waiting in lines, because it tests my patience.
- Guys that smother you when they’re kissing you.
- Split ends, because they’re such a distraction.
- Pinterest, because I dig looking at photos of crafts, and DIY stuff that I can totally DM.
- Nancy Grace, because she is so informative and knows everything.
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