The Boy Next Door Review

I saw The Boy Next Door and it was rather creepy and disturbing, but it did show off Jlo’s awesome body. The woman  does not age. She is flawless; she is my ultimate girl crush. I know she is a royal bitch in person, but on the silver screen I cannot help, but love her! Her body is amazing, and the director knew how to show it off. She is in tip top shape, and rocks any skin tight outfit she wears, but anyways enough about Jlo’s rockin bod.

The movie was predictable. Everything in it has been done. The cheating husband gets redeemed in the end, the monster gets killed, but manages to kill one good character, the villain screwed with a bunch of car breaks in an attempt to kill, and the younger man seducing the older woman…done. 

I have to say that  Ryan Guzman played a great psychopath; his character needed to be admitted to a mental institution ASAP. The character was strange, angry and believed he had a relationship with Jennifer’s character, however it only existed inside of his head. Guzman also has a great physique  which was flaunted throughout the entire film.

Guess what? The sex and washboard abs could not save this film from sucking. The entire film was too predictable, I am guessing JLo did not receive a hefty paycheck, because the film’s total cost to make was $4,000,000. :(. The dialogue was also terrible, the cheesy lines, the terrible come backs, and any attempt that Kristen Chenoweth’s character made at being funny was just awful. 

Save your money and watch the sex scenes on YouTube 🙂



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