DON’T Underestimate The Fact That You Have Advantages

In honor of Thanksgiving, I want to give a shout out to my homeboy F. Scott Fitzgerald, because not only is he the only writer I can relate to, but he offered the world some excellent life advice.

“Whenever you feel like criticizing any one…just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”

Whether you see it or not, you have advantages that others only dreamed of having. I used to think everyone grew up the same way I did, but that is not the case. There are people who never experienced a childhood because they were too busy taking on adult responsibilities, and there are people who are forced into getting victimized by poverty. If you are a poor American, that sucks, but try being poor in a third world country where you don’t have running water, or a clean pair of shoes. I want you to realize that even though there are many components of life that suck you still have advantages, and you should be grateful for them. With that said here is a bunch of shit I am truly thankful for.

  1. My sense of humor- I use this to calm myself down and use it to get me out of trouble.
  2. My mother and father- I am truly blessed to have my parents. I fight with them a lot LOL but I am so lucky to have two crazies that love me unconditionally. 
  3. My friends-duhhh
  4. My good health
  5. My intelligence
  6. MY BLOG! 🙂 and meeting the idiot that gave me the inspiration for the name!

What are you thankful for??

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Defending Brandy Melville

If you do not know what or who the fuck Brandy Melville is allow me to explain: it is a hipster type of shop that caters to skinny chicks. It has this one size fits all model, and that is pretty much a 0-2. They have some flowey tops girls larger than that size could fit into, but it is a store designed to attract thinner women. I think some people believe this is discrimination, and makes teenage girls who are not that slim feel badly about themselves, and I think people like usual need to get the fuck over it. 

First of all, their clothing is nothing spectacular, you can easily find the same damn shirt in a Forever 21, or H & M. I am not offended or scorned because I cannot fit my big ass inside some Brandy Melville jeans. It is a brand and it has built its fan base off catering to skinny people; the same way Gucci has built its brand catering to wealthier people. There are plenty of other stores that girls can shop at that are not a size 0, or 2. 

I read an article in which the writer bashed their models, and that writer needs a new set of eyes, because ALL models in ads with the exception of lingerie (and those that are selling sex), are super thin, tall and gaunt. They rarely have large chests, because their job is to sell clothing NOT sex. You can read the article here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lani-renaldo/brandy-melville-clothes_b_4994923.html

In the end, if you are not a size 0, or 2 which is like the majority of American women then do not shop at Brandy Melville. 

American Sweetheart IS a Cold Blooded Killer

If you don’t get on the internet much, or never watch HLN, or haven’t watched the news, you may not know who Jodi Arias is. She was convicted of first degree murder in the brutal slaying of her ex boyfriend, Travis Alexander, but her  jury could not decide whether or not she should get life or death. She is currently going through another trial which will help seal her fate. America is sorta kinda infatuated with her, because she looks like the girl next door every guy wanted to date, and every girl wanted to look like. She is young, soft spoken, attractive and very articulate, which are traits most people would never associate with a cold hearted killer. 

I honestly do not believe she will get the death penalty, because she is female, young and attractive. I am not trying to be shallow, or unreasonable, but in America it is very uncommon for females to get the death penalty, and when they do it is usually for killing children. 

The case has a shit ton of stuff Americans love- sex, beauty, and scandal! What do you think?

Its Good To Dig Holiday Season

Good Evening Folks,

I totally dig holiday season. I know there is an abundance of people every fucking where you turn, and screaming children running through store aisles, and people bitching about how there is not enough time in the day, but I still fucking love holiday season. I love Starbucks holiday flavors (true white girl stereotype right here), winter clothing, food, and buying presents! I also love holiday season, because we all get days OFF and that is a reason to smile righttttt! Here is a sappy list you should totally do during holiday season.

1. RESPECT THOSE THAT ARE NOT CHRISTIAN AMERICA! NOT EVERYONE CELEBRATES CHRISTMAS.

2. MAKE SURE YOU TELL EVERYONE YOU LOVE HOW MUCH YOU CARE BECAUSE ONE DAY GOD IS GOING TO TAKE THEM BACK.

3. STOP FIGHTING WITH EVERYONE LOL.

4. BE THANKFUL OF WHAT YA GOT BECAUSE YOU ARE PRIVILEGED 

5. EXERCISE BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, AND HELP WITH STRESS! EVEN IF ITS JUST  A WALK AROUND THE BLOCK!!

How To Deal With ASSHOLES!

Everyone has dealt with them in one way or another. Some are disguised as genuine people where as others are very straight forward about how horrible they are, but you need to learn how to deal with them. Here is a step by step guide on dealing with assholes.

1. BE EXTREMELY FUCKING NICE TO THEM- Assholes that fuck with you ASSUME you’re going to be a dick right back, instead kill em with kindness, because it makes them look super bad.

2. NEVER EVER PLAY THE VICTIM CARD- It makes you look foolish and weak. Instead show  them how their actions towards you dont mess with your head, because you are so above and beyond that bullshit.

3.  TURN THE OTHER CHEEK- It is incredibly easy to get sassy with people, and angry, but turning the other cheek is the more noble action to do.

4. LET KARMA TAKE OVER-All rotten people get fucked in the end. I truly believe this!

5. DONT TALK BADLY ABOUT THEM- Again this is to be expected, always do the unexpected it pisses people off. 

People Treat You Like DIRT When They No Longer Need You

Roses are red violets are blue be prepared to get treated like shit when people don’t need you!

I seriously HATE PEOPLE! Like I would much rather befriend a room full of mosquitos than a bunch of humans, because at least they’ll straight up bite you, and fuck you over right then and there. No fucking bull shit necessary! 

I hate most people, because they are only nice to you when they need something, but when they no longer need you they treat you like garbage. There is a part of me that wants to scream and cry like some bratty 13 year old girl, but then I know the ultimate revenge against people is simply to give them the cold shoulder and ignore them. Yup. It works like a charm, and I am dead serious, for some reason people go bat shit crazy when you fucking ignore them! Guys especially hate this shit; it drives them insane, and I just adore seeing them crumble. I am royally mad, and because of my anger I decided to be even nicer, YEP, I will NEVER EVER make someone feel as if I only want to talk to them when I need them, because it is a shitty feeling, and I do not wish it upon others. I am secretly a hero disguised as a villain, and I truly only want to spread good in the world. HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES!!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXO