You Spit Your GUM On The Floor a Foot Away From a Garbage Can YOU SUCK!

I am kind of an asshole, and as a proud asshole, over the years, I developed a variety of pet peeves. These actions, words, and motives drive me CRAZY!

1. People that look over my shoulder while I am on my phone and read my text messages. If you are going to be a nosy bitch, at least be discrete about it.

2. Hypocrites. Oh dear God fucking HYPOCRITES. Please do not ostracize someone for doing the same thing you did an hour ago, you do not look mature, or like you are giving awesome advice. You look like a foolish dipshit,

3. Pretend friends. These people mask themselves as your friend, however they have an ulterior  motive. Typically they simply want to use you for something, or to get to someone. If you think you have any of these in your life please do yourself a huge favor, and chuck them to the curb. You do not need these kinds of people in your life.

4. People that spit their gum out right near a damn trash can. Are you seriously that lazy?

5. People that want to live through their spouse’s success. Whether you like it or not, your spouse’s success does not belong to you, perhaps you should go out into the world and find your own.

What are some of your pet peeves???? COMMENT!! The 2nd episode of Snarky TV will be about Pet Peeves, and will be shot on a brand new camera! 🙂 I hope you enjoy it.

xoxoxoxo

TSB

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4 Comments

  1. I share the first one ! Once I was in a train studying physiology notes from my phone and this girl wouldnt stop staring over my shoulder . I could feel her breathing down my neck and I had this strange notion that she would kiss it 😛

  2. Amazing yes amazing I love a good rant and I hate actual assholes (which you appear to not be). Calling people out for being total asshats does not make you an asshole it makes you brillant 🙂
    Pet peeves OMG where would I start…..pretty much any one that is purposely rude, lazy, stupid and lacks common sense….yea that should encompass most 🙂

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